Friday 24 October 2014

Have you got what it takes?

... knowing that their cause is right and true

I am looking for Canucks; male stalwarts who can take the heat from the gaze of women who are rapt in awe and wondering admiration as they become transfixed with the rugged yet refined and well-groomed growth taking place on their upper lips; men who can take that gaze without flinching, knowing that their cause is right and true as they aspire to lighten the account balances in people's credit cards and redistribute that wealth for the benefit of prostate and testicular cancer research, and for the cause of men's mental health. Last year the Mo Stashed Hairiers redistributed over $3,500 for this worthy cause and helped their sponsors to become enablers.

If you think that you can take the heat and feel excited at being numbered with the Mo Stashed Hairiers as they grow boldly forth under the Movember banner please message me publicly, privately or surreptitiously. Further instructions will follow for those who are not sure how to do what needs to be done.

If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly.

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